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 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort

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PostSubject: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:14 pm

Its simple, all you have to do is try to think up things that could really annoy him. You can only post one way to annoy voldemort. And also number them please.

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1.) Shorten his name to Voldie-kins or Voldie-poo
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:47 am

You mean one way per post, right? =]

.~*Two (2)*~. Place garlands of pure white flowers around his neck, wrists, ankles, waist, and head, then dance around him joyfully while riding unicorns and singing happy, clear-ringing songs of goodness! =D
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:35 pm

3. Boldly go up to him and say "TAG YOU'RE IT!" and quickly run off before he pulls out his wand and Avada Kedavra's you
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:23 am

4. Take his favorite teddy bear away from him, and tell him that Luscius took it.
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:31 am

5. pin a brightly colored corsage to his robes
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:19 am

6. Slip truth potion into his drink and ask him questions like what his favourite colour was.
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:23 am

7. Tape a sign that says "CURSE ME!" on his back.
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:25 am

8. Tye-dye his robes
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:42 pm

9. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:51 am

LOL

10. Take Nagini, hide her somewhere and send a ransom note saying if he doesn't do as it is written he will never see his snake again
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:05 pm

12. Randomly point and laugh at him for no apparent
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PostSubject: Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort   Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:21 am

13. Give him How To Kill A Baby And Not Die From It book for his birthday

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